你昨晚不是问过了吗?又来?
如果发生以下事情将会怎么样?:
1.人一旦说了谎就变绿;
答:很好,戴绿帽别人看不出来
2.14岁就能拿驾照;
答:也没什么,美国就16岁拿驾照,也不见有什么问题
3.不能当飞行员或者医生;
答:那很多人会失业
4.10岁以上的孩子就能参加工作;
答:什么?中国的劳动力还不够廉价吗?
5.你家附近发现了金子;
答:这不是问题,问题是,是不是我在我家附件发现了金子
6.有部电影在你学校开拍;
答:我去镜头前面抢拍
7.公共场所禁止吸烟;
答:那肯定没人敢上厕所(人都躲到厕所里抽去了,进去就被熏死)
8.茶的价格涨了三倍;
答:改做茶农
如果发生以下事情你将如何应对?:
1.你被邀请到主席的花园派对;
答:好啊,升职有机会了~!
2.你拍的照片在展览会上拿一等奖;
答:问问主持人在哪领奖金
3.你发现老师偷摘邻居的苹果;
答:叫他给封口费...
4.推销员打电话向你推销电子词典;
答:我反向他推销手机
5.当你想休假的时候算命的叫你不要去旅行;
答:毛主席说过,不要迷信
6.放假却天天下雨;
答:要学会感恩生活,下雨有下雨的好啊
7.一个陌生的人向你递情书;
答:看他/她帅不帅/美不美
8.床下发现蛇;
答:赶快去文具店买支笛...吹...
9.迷失在深林里;
答:有困难,找警察
10.总记不住数字;
答:那就写成汉字的形式
11.有人当着你面打孩子;
答:宁教橘宴人打仔,莫教人分妻...
12.在图书馆的书里发现夹着100块;
答:交上这样的好运你还想怎么样?
13.你朋友说不喜欢你送的礼轮森物;
答:叫他还回来
14.突然发现自己吃了菠菜就能隐形;
答:赶快吃点别的看能不能还原~!
15.帮人看孩子的时候打破了人家的名贵花瓶;
答:买个赝品~~你懂的啦:)
16.你邀请别人吃完饭他却忘记来了;
答:你也假装忘记
17.你忘记邀请了四个人吃午饭,他们来的时候你却发现食物不够;
答:请他们到酒家啊~~
18.一个小伙走到你跟前,腊伍亩送你一支红玫瑰并说你是他这么久以来认识的最可爱的人;
答:那他肯定是骗子,这种话他说过1000多次了
19.你答应母亲现在就要打电话给她,却发觉自己没带一分钱;
答:跪在地上扮乞丐...
20.晚上失眠
答:去美国发展去,刚好没时差。
1. You were invited to the Chairman's garden party?
I will invit my friends.
2. A photograph of yours won first prize at an exhibition?
I wiil thanks for my parents.
3. You saw your teacher picking apples from her neighbors tree?
I will stop he/she to do that.
4. A salesman called at your house and tried to sell you an electronic dictionary
I will be willing to buy one.
5. Your horoscope warned you against traveling when you want to go on holiday?
I will not belive that things,and I will go somewhere I like.
6. It rained every day of your holiday?
I will study at home,then I will get a good greats.
7. You got a love letter from somebody that you did not know?
I will conceal it.
8. You found a snake under your bed?
I will feed it.
9. You got lost on a walk in the woods?
I will call my parents or polisman.
10. You were not able to remember numbers?
I will write them down.
11 somebody hit a small child in your presence?
I will hit he/she then I will take the child go his/her home.
12. You found a 100 quai note in your library book?
I will give it to the library manager.
13. Your friend said she did not like the gift that you gave her?
I will think it's just a joke!
14. You suddenly found out that you could become invisible by eating spinach?
I will buy many spinach.
15. You broke an expensive vase while you were babysitting at a friends house?
I Will buy a same one to he/she.
16. You invited someone to dinner, but they forgot to come?
I will invite them another time.
17. You forgot that you had invited 4 people to lunch and had no food in your house when they arrived?
I will treat they to a restaurant
18. A young man came up to you, gave you a red rose and said you were the loveliest person he had seen in a long time?
I will say thanks to him.
19. You noticed that you hadn't got any money on you and you had promised to ring your mother from a phone at exactly this time?
I will borrow my friend's phone.
20. You could not sleep at night?
I will get up and drink a cup of hot milk.
累死我了~!
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