英语小笑话带翻译，简短一点

一)

迪尼斯之旅(中英)

On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted us wholeheartedly to the attraction. After three exhausting days，we headed for home.

佛罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游，我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。筋疲力尽地玩了三天之后，我们要回家了。

As we drove away, our son waved and said : "good bye，Mickey.”

当我们驱车离开时，儿子挥着手说道:“再见，米奇!”

Our daughter waved and said, "goodbye, Minnie.”

女儿挥着手说道:“再见，美妮。”

My husband waved, rather weakly，and said : "goodbye , money.”

丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手，说道:“再见，美元。”

(二)

生财有道(中英)

Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.”

母亲决定尽可能地减少家务开支，于是她自己洗衣服，而不把衣服送到干洗店去干洗了。母亲很得意自己的节约之道，对父亲自夸道:“弗雷德，你想想，我们又增加了五块钱的积累，因为我自己动手洗的这些衣服。”

"Good，”my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!”

“好啊!”我父亲立即答道:“那就再洗一遍。”